Naked Celebs

(Since my time is limited these days I thought I should bang out some pieces that I had laying around. Not necessarily 'finished' they are still snarky enough to publish....)

I have mentioned it before and I'm about to mention it again. I love pictures of naked celebs. However, just like everything else in my slighlty askew mind, it's not quite so obvious or easy to satiate my pecadillo.

It's easy to find pictures of naked celebs. Any google search will turn up a huge list. But I specifically like photographs of naked celebs. More specifically, I like inadvertant celebrity nudity. Not video grabs or even on-screen hijinks (unless it's one of personal faves like Carla Gugino, Catherine Bell or Elle). To my mind, a fleeting paparazzi glimpse of Mischa Barton's nipple is preferable to Pamela Anderson letting it all hang out. Even the infamous Tara Reid incident is too much, and too staged, for my liking.

I know you're thinking that I probably get my jollies from these pix, but you would wrong. While this fetish of mine is of an illicit nature, it's not sexual. I don't know where it comes from...maybe my pubescent days in on the upper west side of Manahattan. Maybe my early experiences with Celebrity Sleuth. Maybe it's more irony-driven...the idea that someone who craves the spotlight gets caught in it's glare?

Regardless, I do enjoy these type of pictures (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6)(7)

If i can find a picture of a (not necessarily naked) celeb that will also do some damage to the GOP I would be in heaven...oh wait I can (1)(2)(3)(4)

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Currently I'm listening to Find Out What They Like from the album "Ain't Misbehavin' (Disk 2)" by Fats Waller