The Republican Party is Saving America From Itself

Back in my younger days I was idealistic and naive. I thought that the world was safe and cute. I thought we were free from crazed madmen and activist judges.

But now i know that America is under attack from the inside. Democrat traitors have sold us out to the terrorists. They cover it in fancy book smarts like Kyoto Treaty and United Nations but we all know those are just code words for homosexuality and selling WMD to the Axis of Evil. I heard that Ted Kennedy had lunch with Al Qaeda second in charge Al Zawarhiri on September 10th. Then the next day, BOOM!

Brave patriots like George W Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Karl Rove have opened my eyes to the dangers of big, godless governments and the two liberal Senators from Massachusetts. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. I once was blind and now I see.

They can't fool us with their crazy ideas like all the countries of the world working together under some sort of sanctions to stop bad guys like Saddam Hussein, and his lover Osama Bin Laden, from coming to America, maybe in your town, to kill us in our sleep with WMD. We know they have mobile weapons labs. The weapon labs can be moved around, that's why they're called 'mobile.' That's military talk. God bless the Troops!

Being a Republican is about being a strong leader. And a leader leads. And we follow. And leaders know what they are doing at all times and are never, ever, wrong. Otherwise they wouldn't be leaders right? And the Supreme Court, except for those liberal activist supreme courts, is full of smart guys. And they knew back then in 2000 that America needs a strong leader in times of war. So if it's good enough for those smart guys on the Supreme Court it's good enough for me. Unless they say something bad about him and then they have to go.

And if weren't for god-given leaders like George Bush we would be eating at Der Weinerschnitzel instead of McDonalds if you know what I mean.

So, in summation, God Bless America and support our troops. They're fighting for our freedom and protecting us from evi-doers before they do unto us.