Why Democrats smell funny

Have you ever noticed that Democrats smell funny? That's because they are all high on drugs. They smoke the marijuana. The Ganja. Reefer, man. And when they aren't smoking drugs they are wearing hemp clothing. Like some kind of deranged hippies. All they can think of environmentally friendly this and save the whales that.

God made man in his image and we like to kill and destroy things. So if it's good enough for God it should be good enough for draft dodging dope smokers like Bill Clinton and John Kerry.

So the Democrats spend all their time trying to grow the dope and they have to fertilize it you see. And in Texas, God blessed Texas so you best not mess with it, we have a saying about fertilizer. The cow laid it where it best be left. Which means don't go throwing shit around unless you know where to sling it. And the Democrats throw manure around like a bunch of monkies. Maybe that's because they all think we 'evolved' from the chimpanzees. Shows you how stupid they are.

So, in summation, Democrats smell funny because they grow and smoke a lot of dope. Don't do drugs.