Nude Celebs

Y'all know I love nude celebs. There isn't a day that goes by that I don't wonder what Elisha Cuthbert, Lindsey Lohan or Jennifer Garner look like naked. But imagine my surprise when I stumbled on this, ahem, little discovery...

Jude Law, fresh off his little escapade with the nanny, decided to let it all hang out while vacationing in France. When in Paris...

But all the internet scuttlebutt has managed to tick me off. An undying sense of fair play and a bit of outrage have driven me to address the insulting nature my fellow bloggers have taken to describe Mr. Law's, ahem, shortcomings.

First off he is obviously a grower, not a shower. Secondly, and more importantly, the guy is stooped over. For those of you that think a penis is completely independent of the body (unless you perform a certain lengthening surgical procedure) you are incorrect. It's attached by two ligaments to the pubic bone. When you bend over the pelvis tilts and pulls the penis back into the body.

Even the infamous Tommy Lee, of goes to college fame not Men In Black, isn't hung like a moose when he contorts his body.

So ladies, and lothario loving gay men, don't worry. I am certain that Jude has more than enough to get the job done. And Sienna Miller did take him back for some reason having to do with more than an apology.

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Currently I'm listening to Cell Block Tango from the album "Chicago: The Musical" by Chicago Cast Recording